Meet Bree Van de Kamp
Si vous connaissez un peu Desperate Housewives, vous avez forcément halluciné devant le personnage de Bree Van de Kamp, femme au foyer papier glacée! Une mère de famille exemplaire dont les oeillets feraient pâlir Nicolas le jardinier, son Osso Bucco retournerait Loiseau dans sa tombe et qui manie les armes feu comme Clint Eastwood dans le bon la brute et le truand.
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Avec ses cheveux qui "bizarrement, ne bougent jamais" comme dirait son mari, ses tenues rétro housewife et son sens de la répartie adapté aux situations les plus scabreuses, Bree Van de Kamp est un de ces personnages OVNIs fascinants. Voilà quelques morceaux choisis de ses meilleures répliques :
Bree a invité le Révérend Sikes pour tenter de remettre son fils gay sur "le droit chemin". S'ensuit une conversation à table des plus surréalistes :
Bree Van De Kamp : Reverend, I don't mean to criticize, but it sounds like you're giving up.
Reverend Sikes : Well, we can't force him on the path of righteousness. He himself has got to want to make the journey.
Bree Van De Kamp : Well, then, what do we do, just stand by while he starts dating boys?
[to Andrew]
Bree Van De Kamp : And by the way, the correct word is not "gay." It's "sodomy."
Rex Van De Kamp : We're in the middle of dinner.
Bree Van De Kamp : So?
Rex Van De Kamp : So, can you at least wait until desert before calling our son a sodomite?
Reverend Sikes : Well, we can't force him on the path of righteousness. He himself has got to want to make the journey.
Bree Van De Kamp : Well, then, what do we do, just stand by while he starts dating boys?
[to Andrew]
Bree Van De Kamp : And by the way, the correct word is not "gay." It's "sodomy."
Rex Van De Kamp : We're in the middle of dinner.
Bree Van De Kamp : So?
Rex Van De Kamp : So, can you at least wait until desert before calling our son a sodomite?
Bree a chopé son fils Andrew dans un club de strip-tease. Voilà sa petite morale :
Bree : Andrew, I'm curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That's someone's little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong... and a pole...
Bree cuisine sa fille avec délicatesse :
Bree : Danielle! How was school.
Danielle : It was okay.
Bree : Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
Danielle : It was okay.
Bree : Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
Bree, en consultation chez son psy, décide de nier tous les problèmes avec son mari :
Dr. Goldfine : Bree, how does this reconciliation have a chance if the two of you can't be honest about the innermost parts of your lives?Bree : We're, um, WASPs, Dr. Goldfine. Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best.
Dr. Goldfine : You'd settle for that - a life filled with repression and denial?
Bree : And dinner parties. Don't forget the dinner parties.
Bree apprend que son mari adore le sado-masochisme :
Rex : For God's sake, you promised to be supportive.
Bree : What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?
Bree : What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?
La belle-mère de Rex n'arrête pas de pleurer depuis la mort de son fils dans tous les lieux publics ce qui agace légèrement Bree :
Bree : For God's sake, Phyllis, don't you ever worry about dehydration?
Phyllis Van De Kamp : Are you saying that I am too emotional?
Bree : I'm saying that even Italians take a break now and again.
Phyllis Van De Kamp : Are you saying that I am too emotional?
Bree : I'm saying that even Italians take a break now and again.
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